They're morons educated to the highest levels.
You notice they are drilling this in the ocean. Perhaps they fear that and hope water woud help cool and cap it if that happens.This could happen...
Soooo many qualify!PR, we should sponsor the creation of an official Moron Degree. In that way, noone would deserve to be called a “Moron” without first obtaining that sacred certification.
However, in the mean time,...they are at least “Honorary Morons.”