Vampire Panic and the UN UPDATE

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The ongoing hysteria in Malawi surrounding mysterious 'blood sucker' entities has reached such a fevered pitch that the United Nations has been forced to relocate some its staff in the country.

Panic over the vampiric beings, said to possess a strange combination of magical powers and technological prowess, erupted in the country late last month as stories of their existence spread throughout a pair of villages.

Despite an increased police presence in those communities, it would appear that residents remain unnerved by the rumors as a total of five suspected 'blood suckers' have now been killed by concerned citizens.

The rising tension in the region was noticed by the safety and security branch of the UN, which observed in an internal report that "these districts have severely been affected by the ongoing stories of blood sucking and possible existence of vampires."

And so, in an effort to protect their workers from vigilante mobs who are blocking roads and taking to the streets looking for potential 'blood suckers,' the world body opted to remove some of its staff from the area.

Considering that UN workers are, by their very nature, outsiders to the communities gripped by 'blood sucker' paranoia, this was probably a wise decision and one which apparently other charitable organizations operating in the region have also made.

The government of Malawi expressed profound dismay at the UN's decision, although all parties hope to resume working together once the hysteria subsides.

Let's just hope that the 'blood suckers' panic doesn't stop too suddenly after the UN staff leaves or else it may be seen as a bit too serendipitous to nervous residents in the region.

Source: The Guardian
 
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Don't be seen with ketchup on your chin or the vigilantes will kill you! Seriously, this is just scary. In so many places they are once again killing people on accusations of the paranormal...no proof at all.
 
Don't be seen with ketchup on your chin or the vigilantes will kill you! Seriously, this is just scary. In so many places they are once again killing people on accusations of the paranormal...no proof at all.
:eek::eek::eek:
 
Doctors Become the Latest Victims of Malawi Vampire Panic

The unsettling vampire panic gripping parts of Malawi has devolved to the point where now health workers are being targeted by hysterical mobs due to suspicions surrounding their stethoscopes!

A national organization of doctors in the country recently released a statement decrying what has become a widespread belief among some Malawians that there are blood-sucking entities preying on unsuspecting members of the public.

Since the panic first began in late September, a jaw-dropping nine people have been killed by vigilante vampire-hunting gangs.

Police have also arrested an astounding 200 such 'crime fighters' in the hopes of restoring some order to the impacted regions.

Having already caused the UN and other international aid groups to flee the area, it would appear that the hysteria is now focusing on doctors and medical personnel with a paranoid eye.

According to Malawi's Society of Medical Doctors, there have been "reports of thuggery that has resulted into some health workers being attacked for carrying a stethoscope," while others had their ambulances destroyed.

Insisting that there is no evidence, whatsoever, that there are blood suckers lurking in the country, the group declared the panic to be a case of mass hysteria and called on cooler heads to prevail.

In a testament to both the absurdity of the situation as well as the troubling hold that the vampire panic has over residents, the doctors organization declared, "no health worker can suck blood with a stethoscope, nor with a power bank. In fact no one else can!"

Hopefully that message makes it to the Malawians still menaced by make believe vampires, since the panic seems to be getting worse by the week rather than dissipating as many had suspected.

Source: Malawi24 / Reuters
 
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At first I thought this was a joke about mosquitos. Until I saw that only a few of these have been killed. So has anyone identified these things?
 
At first I thought this was a joke about mosquitos. Until I saw that only a few of these have been killed. So has anyone identified these things?
No joke! Those healthcare workers are now in danger from the hysterical people who truly believe this stuff!
 
No joke! Those healthcare workers are now in danger from the hysterical people who truly believe this stuff!
Sheesh! Some event must have set this hysteria off. I'm assuming this is a rural area in Africa somewhere ? They're gonna loose probably much needed health care.
 
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