Top 5 Rejected Star Wars Merchandise

From last month's Mad Magazine:
New Star Wars Characters -
Yo'Da -a lii' Wayne rapper who goes to strip clubs and drinks Space Sizzurp.
Darth Snarkus - the 1st hipster Sith Lord.
Kim Jong Jong Binks - only one less hated than Jar-Jar.
AARP - 65 - robot who dispenses medicines, catheters and enemas to older cast members.
Sleenda The Hut - Jabbas healthy living younger brother.
 
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