Random Advice from the PNF

When you do finally pee, THAT is when the UFO will hit you with the high beams.

Just go with it.

An anal probe is infinitely better than a mutilation. Bipeds get the benefit of the doubt.

If your abduction happened on-the-job, you qualify for benefits.

Save your reciepts. You can probably just expense most of it.
 
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