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http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americ...-dangling-from-power-lines-in-portland-oregon

Hundreds of phallic sex toys have been seen hanging in recent days from power lines across Portland, Oregon, provoking laughter, blushing and lots of photos.

The large white and bright orange dildos appear to have been strung together in pairs, and have prompted numerous reports to the Portland Office of Neighborhood Involvement, department spokeswoman Lisa Leddy said.

A spokesman for public utility Portland General Electric said he did not believe the rubber products posed a fire hazard.

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You're using them the wrong way!
 
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LOL! I've heard of many ways to use 'em, but never as ornaments! :p
 
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Unfortunately, I used to be proud to be from Portland, NOT anymore. Not when their campaign is "Keep Portland Weird". Not with unicycle riding Darth Vaders playing bagpipes. :eek:

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Unfortunately, I used to be proud to be from Portland, NOT anymore. Not when their campaign is "Keep Portland Weird". Not with unicycle riding Darth Vaders playing bagpipes. :eek:

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Awwww, come on! That's funny! ;)
 
Unfortunately, I used to be proud to be from Portland, NOT anymore. Not when their campaign is "Keep Portland Weird". Not with unicycle riding Darth Vaders playing bagpipes. :eek:

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One thing for certain.....they don't belong to a clan according to their kilts .....well ....Darth Vader Clan possibly LOL. DAMN......green stuff hidden in the bag of the bagpipes was supposed to be a secret ...bongpipes !!!