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Gwyneth Paltrow Is Now Selling Psychic Vampire Repellent To 'Banish Bad Vibes'

Twenty years ago, Gwyneth Paltrow was perhaps better known for her infamous Oscars acceptance speech, and the Brad Pitt break-up that crushed our little nineties hearts.

Nowadays, she is the queen of unusual health hacks. The 44-year-old presents the world with her unique approach to wellness through her website, Goop, advocating everything from vaginal steaming to health cleanses that advise you to drink nothing but goats milk for eight days. Even Miranda Kerr is getting her Goop on by investing in the occasional leech facial.

However, Gwyneth’s most recent product push is perhaps one of the strangest yet – and all things considered, that’s saying something.

The actress-turned-health guru’s website is now selling Psychic Vampire Repellent, a ‘sprayable elixir’ that will not only ‘banish bad vibes’ but will also shield you from ‘the people who might be causing them.’

What a multi-purpose product! And all for the bargain price of $30 (£22).

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My wife and I laughed our asses off when we got to the "vaginal steaming". Googled an article and it's not as barbaric as we thought XD
 
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