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  1. Debi

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  2. Paulm

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    On second thought, maybe Santa's idea of a turbo charger on the sleigh wasn't such a good idea after all.
     
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    Redneck sleigh

    Btw this is a bit disgusting ;vo
     
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    You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
    you know Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen,
    But do you recall
    The most famous reindeer of all

    Rudolph the Cyborg Reindeer
    Did 0-60 in point two seconds
    And if you ever saw it
    It would be in Guinness records
    All of the other reindeer
    Used to make him designated driver
    They never let poor Rudolph3000
    Join in any reindeer games

    Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
    Santa came to say,
    Rudolph with your nitro charge
    Screw the sleigh, let's blow this hole!

    Then how all the reindeer loved him*,
    As they shouted out with glee,
    Rudolph the cyborg Reindeer
    You'll go down in history

    *jingle jingle jingle*
    VRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

    *the shallow jerks
     
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    CHRISTMAS Day will soon be here !!

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    Don't Mess with Texas ...
     
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    “There’s a Grandma that ain’t getting run over by any reindeer this year.”
     
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    Texas Buckaroo
     
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