12/2 Caption This

[Debi]

 

[Paulm]

On second thought, maybe Santa's idea of a turbo charger on the sleigh wasn't such a good idea after all.

 

[Lynne]

Redneck sleigh

Btw this is a bit disgusting

 

[Benway]

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
you know Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen,
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all

Rudolph the Cyborg Reindeer
Did 0-60 in point two seconds
And if you ever saw it
It would be in Guinness records
All of the other reindeer
Used to make him designated driver
They never let poor Rudolph3000
Join in any reindeer games

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
Rudolph with your nitro charge
Screw the sleigh, let's blow this hole!

Then how all the reindeer loved him*,
As they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the cyborg Reindeer
You'll go down in history

*jingle jingle jingle*
VRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

*the shallow jerks

 

[NobleHouse]

Don't Mess with Texas ...

 

[WitchAndShaman]

“There’s a Grandma that ain’t getting run over by any reindeer this year.”

 

[7Critter]

Texas Buckaroo